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Chindogu

珍道具 — 珍しい道具

The Art of Unuseless Inventions • Design System • Patent Drawing Aesthetic

Section 01

Color Palette

色彩設計 — Shikisai Sekkei

The Chindogu palette draws from patent office materials: manila filing folders, blueprint reproduction ink, red rubber stamps, and the faded cream of aged technical paper.

Paper & Ink
1
Manila
#F5EDDA
2
Cream
#FFFBF0
3
Ink Black
#1C1A17
4
Ink Medium
#5C5549
5
Ink Faint
#B5AFA5
Blueprint & Stamps
6
Blueprint Blue
#2C5F8A
7
Stamp Red
#C23B22
8
Approved Green
#2D7D46
9
Caution Amber
#B8860B
10
Classified Purple
#6B3FA0
Section 02

Typography

文字体系 — Moji Taikei

Three font families serve distinct roles: Source Serif 4 for display headings and invention names, IBM Plex Mono for all technical annotations and measurements, and Noto Sans JP for bilingual Japanese labels.

Display / Source Serif 4
Umbrella Tie Holder
Family: Source Serif 4
Weight: 700
Size: 2.5rem
Use: Invention names, section titles
Technical / IBM Plex Mono
REF: CHD-2024-0042 // PATENT PENDING
Family: IBM Plex Mono
Weight: 400
Size: 1.1rem
Use: Annotations, measurements, labels
Japanese / Noto Sans JP
傘ネクタイホルダー — 雨の日の必需品
Family: Noto Sans JP
Weight: 300
Size: 1.3rem
Use: Japanese labels, bilingual captions
Body / IBM Plex Mono
The device attaches to the user's necktie via a spring-loaded clip mechanism (see Fig. 2A). When rain is detected by the moisture sensor (component 7), the umbrella deploys automatically, protecting the user's shirt while leaving the tie aesthetically visible through the transparent canopy.
Family: IBM Plex Mono
Weight: 300
Size: 0.85rem
Use: Descriptions, patent text

Type Scale

2.5rem
Display
1.5rem
Section Title
1.1rem
Subsection
0.85rem
Body Text
0.75rem
Annotation
0.65rem
Label / Caption
Section 03

Spacing Scale

間隔設計 — Kankaku Sekkei

A 4px base unit provides the precision expected of patent drawings. Dimensions shown with blueprint-style hatching and measurement annotations.

--space-xs
4px
--space-sm
8px
--space-md
16px
--space-lg
24px
--space-xl
32px
--space-2xl
48px
--space-3xl
64px
BASE UNIT: 4px // SCALE FACTOR: x2
Section 04

Buttons

操作釦 — Sousa Botan

Button designs reference mechanical switch indicators and patent filing actions. Each variant includes a numbered callout for cross-referencing in technical documentation.

A
Primary actions use solid ink fill. Secondary actions use outlined frames. Blueprint variant for technical operations. Stamp variant for approval workflows.

Standard Sizes

Variants

States

Section 05

Forms

申請書式 — Shinsei Shoshiki

Form elements styled as patent application fields. Each input references the precise, measured quality of technical documentation with dotted leader-line hints.

Maximum 120 characters. Include primary function.
Include numbered references to diagram components (see Fig. 1).
Section 06

Invention Cards

発明カード — Hatsumei Card

Each card represents an invention filing. The diagram area shows where a patent drawing would appear, with numbered callouts, dotted leader lines, and rubber stamp status marks.

CHD-001
[ FIG. 1A — FRONT ELEVATION ]
Umbrella Tie
傘ネクタイ
A necktie with an integrated retractable umbrella canopy. Deploys via pull-cord mechanism (component 3A) when moisture sensor activates.
Fig. 1A-1C 7 components Est. 2024
OK
CHD-002
[ FIG. 2A — CROSS SECTION ]
Butter Stick Glue
バタースティック糊
A glue-stick shaped container for butter, enabling precise toast application without knife usage. Twist-up mechanism (see detail B).
Fig. 2A-2D 4 components Est. 2024
REV
CHD-003
[ FIG. 3A — EXPLODED VIEW ]
Solar-Powered Flashlight
太陽光懐中電灯
A flashlight powered exclusively by an integrated solar panel. Functions only in conditions where a flashlight is unnecessary.
Fig. 3A-3B 5 components Est. 2024
NO
Section 07

Patent Notices

特許通知 — Tokkyo Tsuchi

Alert components styled as official patent office notices. Each type corresponds to a filing status with appropriate stamp color coding.

!
Patent Approved — 承認済み
Your invention filing CHD-2024-0042 has been approved for inclusion in the International Chindogu Registry.
X
Filing Rejected — 却下
Invention deemed too practical for Chindogu classification. Item functions as intended without sufficient absurdity.
?
Under Review — 審査中
Patent application requires additional diagram annotations. Please submit exploded view (Fig. B) and cross-section (Fig. C).
i
Technical Note — 技術注記
All Chindogu must adhere to the Ten Tenets: they cannot be patented, sold, or used as propaganda. They must exist as physical objects.
Section 08

Technical Diagram

技術図面 — Gijutsu Zumen

A full invention diagram combines all design elements: title block, annotated sketch area, specification table with leader lines, callout numbers, dimension lines, and approval stamps.

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

Approved
[ FIGURE 4A ]
Cross-section view showing
internal gyroscopic stirring mechanism
内部ジャイロ攪拌機構断面図
1 Handle Ceramic, 90mm
2 Basin Porcelain, 250ml
3 Gyroscope Brass, 40rpm
4 Motor DC 3V, sealed
5 Battery CR2032, base-mounted
6 Seal Ring Silicone, food-grade
OVERALL: 120mm x 95mm x 85mm
CLASS
B
Filing: CHD-2024-0099
Inventor: K. Kawakami
Date: 2024.03.15
Section 09

Stamps & Annotations

印鑑と注釈 — Inkan to Chushaku

Rubber stamp marks and numbered callout annotations provide the bureaucratic authenticity essential to the Chindogu patent filing aesthetic.

Rectangular Stamps

Approved Rejected Pending Review Classified

Round Stamps

OK NO REV CLASS
A

Callout Annotations

1
Primary mechanism — the core functional component of the invention.
2
Secondary support structure — provides stability and mounting.
3
User interface point — where the inventor interacts with the device.

Leader Lines

Material ABS Plastic
Weight 142g
Dimensions 80 x 45 x 120mm
Power Source 2x AA Battery
SCALE 1:1 // ALL DIMENSIONS IN MILLIMETERS